Every witch needs a familiar, so I adopted this adorable little kitten named Zooey! Maggie was overjoyed by her cuteness, it annoys me to see her so happy all the time. Especially over MY baby? She keeps talking about how badly she wants a horse, I hope we have the money to get her one soon so that she stops cooing over my new baby kitty.
While I don't usually find myself attracted to rotting flesh, I must say I found this particular zombie quite sexy. Maggie said his name is Victor Bean, I guess she knows all those fairy people. Not fond of fairies but I mean he does have black wings...I wonder if he will be okay tomorrow? Either way, I've been having urges lately to mate with a vampire, my mother warned me that this was a family trait....you know....in between her sessions with my new father for the night.
This alien stopped by tonight, it was exciting, her name is Faon Xoxxaw, she seems really cool and since she's an alien, she probes people and does mean things, I like to assume that Faon is evil, it makes me like her even more. I wish she stayed longer....I could use her help with learning some new torture methods. I am just starting out, after all. |
Maggie met an unattractive man the other night named Param, weird name for that weird face, huh? And that outfit, what a dork. Maybe they are perfect for each other....but that would mean I would have to put up with those freaky eyebrows being around. I wonder if there would be a way for me to take the house if Maggie had an...accident.
Look at how filthy and disgusting he is when he eats. What a travesty, that hot dog was very close to my heart. Well it would be if I had one. That is still up for debate. I will fight him to the death one day. I hope that hot dog has some foodborne illness that makes him get sick and wither away. I'll keep his grave in our yard as a trophy. |