I had to listen to these two nasty creatures woohoo all night. I thought I was going to go insane. Doesn't she see him? He has pointy ears and he is cross-eyed!! He's a WOLF, I mean come ON now, he's so gross! Okay okay, it's not like she's some damn beauty queen, but how is it possible for Param not to put a bad taste in your mouth? Get me some mouthwash please. Possibly a bag. Barf.
Somehow things escalated in a terrible direction, the ditzy fairy decided to marry the smelly werewolf. Why do I have to live with that ditzy fairy? Why have the llama gods thrust such a terrible burden upon me?! My magic isn't high enough to blast these fuckers with fire yet....but one day....I will unleash my wrath....that wedding dress...I just don't know what either of them were thinking.
Ohhh hell no....this punky bitch made a big mistake inviting MY friend to her wedding. No alien in their right mind would be friends with that crazed maniac. And then to watch her get married to a wolf. When do the zombies devour the planet? We will be much better off. I shall control them all one day...ahem but yeah torture and maiming and all that fun stuff. |
I was hoping she would realize the massive mistake she had made when Maggie saw Param trying to skate....he's running on all fours like a dog. She just smiled at him like "awww how cute!" How cute does she think it's going to be when it starts raining and he tries to come into the house smelling like wet dog? I'm going to have him sleeping outside for sure. On a full moon. |