I met this handsome vampire named Dante, I wanted him to be mine....I want all vampires to be mine. Anyways I kissed him and he seemed to enjoy it, as he should. I mean geez look at my knockers, he is one lucky fellow. Plus my darker skin is obviously superior, I won't die going into the sunlight. He's so sexy though....ahem sorry I was losing my train of thought. But yes...Dante....fun guy.
| I got these bee houses because I need wax for alchemy. The honey is useful too....everything was great until Maggie decided to start copying me! She called it helping out, I called it mirroring the superior organism. She makes all beekeepers look terrible. |
Now I know I obviously like Dante a lot, he's hot and all that jazz, but THIS guy, he looks not only rich but also important. His name is Ayden Van Gould. I asked him to be my boyfriend the night I met him. He recognized that I was an incredible witch and he agreed. Naturally. Yes Dante may be disappointed...but if I have an important man's children....I smell lots of child support....and naturally a new wand. Or six.