My name is Cheilyn Truehart. There are people who say that I am evil as I tend to laugh when others are in pain. This is absurd, it isn't evil, it IS funny. Those of you who follow that state of mind, fuck off. Others like to say that I am a tramp. I must state for the record that I am a healthy sexually active adult female, I am comfortable with my sexuality. Now if we want to discuss tramps, get a look at this girl I have just moved in with, she's my second cousin on my mother's side. Her name is Maggie, and she is positively awful. All that damn pink, I think I'm going to go blind. Then you have to take into account that vacant look in her eyes, anyone who takes her seriously is not looking at her face or listening to her speak. I'm just saying, it's obvious. I had to move in with her due to...financial difficulties. Gag me. She heard about my plight and she offered to help out, I hate people who act all "nice" like that, clearly they are overcompensating for something. Personally, I believe it's a lack of mental clarity. Most people would say that she is the sweetest. She is NOT sweet. Sweet would have been offing herself and leaving her shitty little house to me. I'd demolish it and build something amazing. Did I mention that Maggie is a fairy? I know, it puts a bad taste in my mouth as well.
Maggie's house is a horror, but she agreed to let me stay here for awhile and it's not like I've got many options. Look at how small and cheap this place is, just like the fairy inside of it. Ugh. This afternoon I stole some produce from the neighbor's yard, I'm sure they weren't using it, either way, who cares? Finders keepers losers sweepers! See what I did there? Cause I make losers sweep with a normal broom you see, it's a terrible punishment that my children will face one day....for existing. I know that if I work on my witchcraft, I can learn to do much more damaging spells, then I won't have to force sweeping on these fools to get my jollies. Makes my back hurt thinking about it. Anyways, I started practicing my magic once I got home, I heard Maggie squawking away in the bathroom, she seems to be talking to herself in a mirror like a complete nut. Back at home, my mother would refer to Maggie as "squirrel bait." It's a good thing I'm naturally Charismatic, I don't need to act like a nitwit to con people....I mean....get people to like me.
I hate using this word, but I'm desperate to start learning alchemy, as a witch I learn faster than others, and with transmutation it is easy to come across ingredients for amazing elixirs used for all sorts of things, happiness, love, hate, all the fun stuff. There's that silly friendship elixir too....I don't trust others anymore but the one thing I know is people are easy to manipulate if they think you're their friend. | Well, it's dinnertime of my very first day in Moonlight Falls, I certainly didn't meet anyone interesting, but I made some pretty good Mac and Cheese for dinner, I'm also a Natural Cook. I made enough for Maggie to have some too, the more she eats the less she talks right? Grrrr she finished first, now she's going to start yapping away. I hate my life. Just to clarify, I hate hers more. |
It's still early...enough. I got my old broomstick out to ride to the seasonal festival in town, this way I can get a feel for just how weird these townies are. Ignore the training wheels, They will be gone soon, I assure you! And as soon as we come across some money, I'm definitely going to buy a better broom. I got a job as a fortune teller today, and Maggie aimed high for her little blonde self and picked up a job in politics. I guess I'm going to have to hear a LOT more squawking...
I've had an amazing time here tonight, I've seen a lot of odd people, won an eating contest, and now I'm beating the crap out of this game, Ohhhh yeah, high score! I was in the zone tonight. Speaking of whackadoodledoo, Maggie tried out this game, it didn't go so well. Look at her, she looks like she's going to hit herself in the damn head with that thing. Oh I would've laughed SO hard. I will say I found her useful tonight when I saw her turn into a little creepy ball of pink light and steal some stuff out of a claw machine, if I put her to work maybe we'll get some money out of that little "talent" of hers. I like to call it shrink wrapping....ahem. My first day here has been mildly successful, but everything gets better with time (and magic).