Okay so like oh-em-golly. I am totes totally getting like married or whatever! I know I only proposed last night but like hey I'm not one to wait around and all that boring waiting stuff because I could like totes get bored or something. Obviously I look so utterly gorgeousness in my wedding dress! I had to go and get a massage and a tan at the salon (because like why would you skip out such an important skin regimen on a wedding day??) so I totes obviously had to get my nails done too - I mean marriage is like a once a decade deal so I like totes totally have to look perfection and they like totes had a deal going. Trust me it was hard work getting myself to look more awesome than I already do, I can tell you. Which I am.
We did like such romantic stuff because we exchanged our rings under what was totes the sunrise with the waterfall-thing behind us. It was like from a movie! I'd never felt more like the centre of attention and that's uber awesome and Azzy seemed to be totally glowing or whatever and not because he's a witch either (I know it's because I look so totes gorgeousness). |
So like oh-em-golly, when we kissed to like totes tie the knot or whatever, even the Paparazzi totally couldn't help himself from properly tearing up and stuff! I mean like he was properly boo-hooing and stuff. It was pretty unattractive but this is definitely how a girl like me deserves to be treated! People need to like always like cry at my beauty. I'm on par with a goddesses, you see. |
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I got all the wedding on a few videos and don't I just look like so totes totally goddess level of gorgeousness? I honestly think that I am like epitome of like beauty or whatever. I mean Azzy looks good too, I suppose, but he's like totes got nothing on me because I mean like woah! But like it's so weird that I'm married and stuff - I mean I always wanted a guy to like swoop in and take care of all the things I'm like too gorgeous to want to do myself. Like washing or like cooking or whatever. Menial , useless stuff. But I had never imagined it would be today!
Azzy totes wanted a picture of the two of us to like put on the wall or whatever so we had another little kiss under the arch as Mr and Mrs Starrhart (see I told you I'd like totes totally get my way!) I must say I looked just completely perfect in Azzy's arms and stuff. He was totes like made just for me I swear. I mean everything is for me, right? |
We decided to like totally escape the annoying Paparazzi (before he like tried to steal my fame or whatever) and had our first dance as a married couple. Has the paparazzi like never heard of privacy!? He was lucky enough to be like the only photographer at my wedding so like he should just jog on like now I have no use for him and stuff. The dance was like uber romantic too, I felt like so totes calm and sure that Azzy would look after me and its like... it's so uber comforting. I can accomplish anything! I mean I knew I could totes do that anyway but like it's totally sensible to have a safety net and whatever. Especially if the safety net is like sexy enough to be my man. Which Azzy is. Just.
Once that weirdo paparrazzi stalker like totes slung his hook, we played a bit of karaoke together for a bit and oh-emm-golly - honestly we sounded like so uber awesome together. I mean like we could totes be stars if we want (like my namesake!) I told Azzy we should like totally enter Sim Idol or whatever but he laughed and said I should stick to Acrobatics. Well he has a point; I am an awesome acrobat!
So like Azzy just aged to YA before he moved out here but like I think he's totally got like some aging problem because his birthday is like today! The same exact day of our marriage even though he totes moved in last night! I think it's great that Azzy realises that the day of our Marriage is still supposed to be like totes all about me even if it's his birthday as well though! He is just so like totes totally thoughtful! |
We sang a loving duet together (if we'd been on like Sim Idol it would've made like all the audience cry and stuff! It was totes adorbs..) and then I started to feel funny... I was aging up! Like what in the name of llamas is going on!? I'm like young and stuff! I'm supposed to be like an immortal beauty! I refuse to upload a picture of the aging though. Like I will totes never be caught dead looking Cross-Eyed! |
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So like I still look gorgeous as an adult but like I swear it wasn't my birthday or whatever. I'm going to try and like become an immortal or whatever because I totes cannot get like gray hair or even worse... those dreaded diseases known as wrinkles... I'm like totes shuddering imagining waking up to such a gross idea. The day I get wrinkles is the day I like totes do the washing or stuff. Sounds like a totes fair deal because like both are pretty obviously never going to happen!
I'll let you have this picture of me admiring my wedding ring just after aging up despite no other age-up pics (I am like totally not down with the cross-eyed stuff that like should totes not even happen to me anyway). I'm so happy to be married and stuff and like also glad it was to Azzy. But like the marriage is like so obviously going to like totes totally set trends and stuff. I set trends. |
Azazeal decided it was time to age himself up to Adult because its like his birthday or whatever, so we totes had a little celebration in the kitchen. It was adorbsness! He like totes said he'd never felt better - he managed to age up well enough to avoid a Mid-Life Crisis which is like so obviously because I'm so very awesome and just woah. |
We're like totes totally going off on our honeymoon to Champs Les Sims in a bit so I've gotta go watch Azzy pack.. but I will like totes leave you with pictures of my revamped cabins! Its was totally Azzy's wedding gift to me because he's like uber loaded and stuffs. He's so amazing, right?