Hey ya'll, so this is totes my story and stuffs, hope everyone likes it cause I mean it requires thought to like type this stuff out for realz. SO yeah like the bottom line is I'm SOOO much more fun than ya'll and like yeah. Oh AND I super love everyone equally!! *kisses*
So like I was in a guild for awhile, they were alright folks I guess, but I got sooo totally bored cause they totes didn't love everyone equally. They were super discriminatory, they only wanted to play with greens and kill reds. I don't roll like that. Finally once the drama llama came to town I was like totally kicked from the guild. Best thing that ever happened, OMGEEZLES! Thanks hun! (You know who you are <3)
Having friends with itchy trigger fingers, something eventually had to be done. We all had a super strong urge to love everyone equally with our non-discriminatory attitudes. Like totes magotes.
Once I was totes kicked from DP cause they're all paranoid and shizznitz (red alt...puhlease) I met the girl I was always meant to meet! She was my soulmate as my reputation suddenly spread around as a red alt! Couldn't have done it better myself <3 thanks bb.
The beginning of Let's Get Salty was an amazing moment. The rest of the faction wouldn't know us by heart as a red alt guild until the next day (thanks Narashii <3 <3 <3). Just so ya'll know like we totes don't PK. We hug. I'm JUST sayin'....
Autumn...well....you see she embraced her new lifestyle very quickly. Literally being the first Lets Get Salty member to be judged and found guilty for her ahem *hugs*. IDK but I personally think this look fits her a bit better....like for realz.
Let's Get Salty became popular super fast, I mean those of ya'll who THOUGHT you were good at makin' people salty...get a load of us. Snails beware for realz yo. EVERYONE wants to give us a BIG hug!!! ;)
Like right after the new patch this scary thing tried to kill me over and over and over!!!! Well okay it succeeded the first time cause I didn't even know it was there....I've bested it each time since! <3 I am obviously the coolest guild leader in the fuckin' world.
Kurston=our #1 fan, this is totes the day he like fell in love with us and stuffs. He's non-stop fun <3 you Kurston bb! We heard you have a red sweetheart, if only you would pay attention to our guild Squad Tier! Kuntina best GL ever!
Our #1 fan Kurston trying to reason with the resident cheeky dick waffle Aussie....good luck with that babe ;) I can totes taste the salt!
As you can see we're like SUPER popular with DP like OMGEEZLES, they all totes know we're Coast Guard alts who want to hug them tightly! Kuntina has a more "wait till he's almost dead and then 'I came in like a wrecking ball'" attitude while Khardy is a bit more likely to play with his pussy up in a tree to avoid confrontation.
So that muthah fuckin' scrub Chances finally hit level 50 OMGeezles it took him like FOREVER! Now he can stop pissin' people off as a juror and find new ways to fuck with his gang. Booyah bitches, <3 ya'll! Our buds from TBT totally miss us and shizznitz.
I look amazeballs don't I? These jurors were SUCH losers, they like ignored me completely, what the holy fuck?! Triplesix, mother fucking Valk scum, how does he end up at every trial? AND out by my farms. Such a big fan of ours. And I got guilty? SCRUBS!
So I uh stole those clothes back from the ummm thieves....anyways Kuntina and I were totes gonna have a party. That fuckin' Aussie accent, sounds so sleazy in prison. Chances, the fuckin' Kiwi scum, joined us on his glider, didn't even do a goddamn thing wrong other than behave like a dodo bird.
Are our sails any surprise to ya'll? Course not, they are definitely Let's Get Salty style. Would you expect anything less shocking? Are we undergeared? Naw, we're like totes super intellgency.
The library is so frickin' boring I'm like OMG can we get the hell outta here now? I've got like, stuffs to do. FINE Kuntina, stop pretending to be the guild leader and trying to get to level 55 first! Fuck the grind yo, I need a nap. -_-
ALL of these trees were definitely ours, such a nice morning. Do we have anything better to do? Of course, but goddamn we do need to learn how to talk to our friends in Paragon. Books galore right here, that's was up.