Omg, like, hi! I'm like totally Autumn Starr and I've totes got this diary going to like preserve my awesomeness and shizz. It's totally like prosperity or whatever.
So I know everyone'll be just dying to know like everything about my totally awesome life so like omg bear with me... I am so totally important and stuff because like my daddy told me and he knows, like, everything, I'm not even lying I think he might be one of those nerds they talk about on tv. I'm from this town called Isla Paradiso and it's like it's cool.. but like totally not awesome for like my awesome.
So I'm like totes, totally rich since like daddy makes some movies that he calls blue but I don't like even know or care what that, like, means... But oh my llama, he was such a total mooch he only gave me like 16000 simoleons when I moved out! Like, hello!? I'm like totally awesome and amazing and totally going to be like a Star - like my name! I mean, I know I'm awesome but other people haven't, like, noticed yet because they're too busy being distracted by boring stuff like their own lives.
So I know everyone'll be just dying to know like everything about my totally awesome life so like omg bear with me... I am so totally important and stuff because like my daddy told me and he knows, like, everything, I'm not even lying I think he might be one of those nerds they talk about on tv. I'm from this town called Isla Paradiso and it's like it's cool.. but like totally not awesome for like my awesome.
So I'm like totes, totally rich since like daddy makes some movies that he calls blue but I don't like even know or care what that, like, means... But oh my llama, he was such a total mooch he only gave me like 16000 simoleons when I moved out! Like, hello!? I'm like totally awesome and amazing and totally going to be like a Star - like my name! I mean, I know I'm awesome but other people haven't, like, noticed yet because they're too busy being distracted by boring stuff like their own lives.
I'm like totally an acrobat! I'm going to be so famous and totally amazing. At the moment, I just mime and stuff but soon I'll be able to do all sorts of awesome gymnastic stuff! I love to perform and be the centre of attention - I just hate Feeling Invisible! Luckily I'm so totally awesome that I don't get out of the centre of attention very often. Like, I'm amazing. Thankfully, these Sims seem to know talent when they see it! I get some tips out of it but they're obviously Mooches as I only get $50! Ugh, don't you know who I am??