So like, we totally got up very early today and sat watching the sun rise together. It had been raining last night so we're watching for a Rainbow. Like why do the rainbows have to picky about when they come out?? Like I'm so amazing, I should just be able to like, demand that a rainbow come out whenever I want.
We went to the Salon to get Casey a makeover, but like it was so totally boring and like I don't really care about what she's wearing unless it makes me look good, so I like totally decided to get a second Formal outfit since I only have my wedding dress at the moment (no spoilers though ;) although I can say it's like totes amazefest) I think the formal dress I picked out makes me look rather sophisticated :D especially with the like totally classy hair braid. I mean like I totally look just gorgeous!
I booked a gig at the Performance Park out of curiosity. Luckily the lady seemed to know talent when she saw it! I only had to give her my name and she gave me a spot! I found out her husband was the other dude from V's which was like so totes weird, so I told her - her husband's a total llama-face when it comes to spotting talent! It was weird that she suddenly remembered she had to go and have her nails done, (like how could you forget about such an important thing like that?) but I want to throw a party tonight anyway so it totes worked out in my favour. |
Here's a shot of the zombie that spawned in our yard. Well, Casey told me it was a zombie but I like totally think this woman like forgot to moisturise or something like that... I mean like.. yick! You'd never see me like that because I have such an uber-awesome moisturising routine. Plus I'm too amazing to look like a green shriveled grape. |
I didn't feel safe with the creepy zombo thing growling outside, so me and Casey worked out for a while, until we were like totally both Fatigued. I have to say I do look so ultra-youthful in this picture. Casey wanted me to delete it because of her wrinkles but like I look great, so who totes really cares what Casey wants anyway? No-one's the boss of me.
I noticed a mysterious Wellsian Portal had spawned in our backyard! I was interested to check it out - I could travel to like Shang Simla or somewhere to spread my awesomeness or something.. I don't know like it just seems like something awesome. Plus Portal is like a totally good game so like even if it's just that nerdy game then it's cool I got it for free. Must be because I'm so awesome and amazing.
To my complete surprise, this weird old guy stepped out. He had a horrific fashion sense.. I mean, I love the Aqua, but the guy has GOT to lose the bow tie... He handed me a book called an Almanac of Time and said "The Watcher will know what this is for". Well who the hell is the Watcher?! I'm gunna keep it because I'm obviously so much more awesome since I've never heard of them. |
Right, so like the weird guy said he was called Emit Relevart and that he was a Time Traveler from the Future! He said that he could totally like train me to Time Travel if I did a few tasks for him. I told him that I was SO awesome I could do it blindfolded. But I won't. | |
I had to find a few of these weird light cells that apparently Charge the Portal. It was so easy and I found it extra fun laughing at the stupid Zombies Freaking Out over the Portal! Like come on! Who would be thick enough to like totally think its anything other than totes a portal to the future?? For serious.
I like finally found them all and I returned them to Emit. He told me that he had to go but that I could travel through the Portal after him but only when I'm "ready". I totes have no clue what he means by that so I guess he means "more awesome"... I'll certainly try and become more awesome although I'm sure I'm like pretty close to totes totally perfect already. He must need glasses or something.. Idk.. I'll mention it if I see him again.
I like finally found them all and I returned them to Emit. He told me that he had to go but that I could travel through the Portal after him but only when I'm "ready". I totes have no clue what he means by that so I guess he means "more awesome"... I'll certainly try and become more awesome although I'm sure I'm like pretty close to totes totally perfect already. He must need glasses or something.. Idk.. I'll mention it if I see him again.
I couldn't sleep and so I decided to pay the bills with the money Casey had been sent by the council. Then I totally had an epiphany! My mother had told me about her friend Astrianna in Midnight Hollow who like totally had a son my age! I will totes write to him telling him of my awesomeness in the hope he'd want me to like come over and perform! |
I like still wasn't tired, so I totes practised contortion for an hour before finally joining Casey in bed. I must say she's starting to bore me quicker than I knew she would... I mean like I'm so awesome but she keeps insisting on equal housework!? I mean how beneath me is that!?? Crazy woman.