So like omg, my visitor has totally arrived! I could totes see him through the window and I instantly like felt butterflies. It was totes totally like stage fright but I'm awesome... so why am I like getting Stage Fright in anticipation of meeting this Sim? He's totes like a cousin of Tobias Truehart, called Azazeal.. He's like totally dreamy... just like Tobias' father.. it must be that like strong profile... Or the big deer eyes..
I like totally pretend to be focussing on my working out, whilst spying on him through the corner of my eye whenever he wasn't like totes looking right at me. He couldn't take his eyes off me for like longer than like 2 seconds! Well, duh, who can like totally blame him, I am gorgeous! Strangely, I think I like totally find him Attractive Company too.. I've like so totes never felt this way about a Sim this quickly before... maybe I've had like way too much Juice or some shizz?
He greets me with a bunch of red roses which I appreciated.. like he's like totally one of those gentle guys they always go on about in romantic movies. I totes think that the whole gentle man thing is like so underrated at the moment. Like I could totally set a trend again or something and plus it looks like he can totally see like uber-awesome and ultra-talented when it's like totes standing in front of him! He told me I looked great but you know, I like totes know that already, so like whatever.
We spend a while getting to know each other which like normally I'd like find it so totally boring and stuff but like he actually wasn't that boring which was cool - his mother sounds a little Evil and his grandmother like positively terrifying though so like I hope they can like learn from my awesomeness to not be so like bad and stuff... IDK.. I like totally promised to protect him and stuff like for serious and then I like opened up to him about how hateful Casey was to me like never getting me like a decent computer or stuff like that and oh-emm-golly how like totally clingy she was! He totes totally told me he was on my side and that I was like totes perfect in his eyes (well how could I not be? Like for real, I think I'm like questioning his intelligence.. But I think that he's cute even if he's like not clever and stuff) and then he like totally promised to protect me too! Like omg! What like a nice thing to do (although I like kind of expected he should because like hello!? I'm way too gorgeous to be like in any kind of like mortal danger or stuff)
Azazeal was totes concerned that I might be like totally feeling Upset from Socialisation with Casey earlier. Like dude! I'm totes free now and like she was bringing me down anyway so I like totally told him I was fine - I didn't really care for the relationship, I was totally just passing the time til I like found something like totes totally better. Azazeal laughed and said he like totes knew the feeling and asked me to watch the stars with him... |
So we like totes sat on the deck watching the stars and I was obviously like telling him about all my ultra-totes-awesome accomplishments. I was like so totally pleased that he seemed like genuinely, actually interested in it all.. Like I know I'm interesting (like, duh!) but like he kept like asking all the like totes right questions and stuff! I also like totally found myself wanting to know like a little bit more about him too, but I figure it's just because he like totally recognizes how like totes uber-amazing I really am. It totes felt like an electric shock like for real when I totes went to lean back and like accidentally grabbed his hand. Luckily, Azazeal just like totally laughed and moved closer and he like totally told me to call him Azzy. Like omg this is like way past first-name terms and like shorter-name... like.. terms.. Well, whatever anyway it's like totes good terms.
I like totally giggled a little as he moved closer. Not in a creepy weird way but like in a totally cute girly like sort of way because like I'm totally cute and gorgeous anyway. But like omg, I felt like so totally very nervous for like some reason. He's totes almost as pretty as I am and that's like totally saying something. I regain my cool (because I like totes don't want to look desperate because like I'm totally not) and so I like started telling him about how I was going to be like a totes totally awesome star just like ones in the sky only bigger and brighter and like... you know... famous.
We were sat like totally staring at the stars for a while in silence but it like totes wasn't awkward... Like I totally didn't even like mind or care that I wasn't like centre of attention! (There was like a totally banging party I was missing to greet Azzy so like he's totally privileged with how totally thoughtful I am) This is like really saying something.. maybe I'm like totes getting Simfluenza?? Nah... I'm too like, awesome and stuff. Whilst I was like totally lost in my thoughts, Azzy interrupted and leant over and whispered... "I feel the same"
Like I have no idea what Azzy was like totally talking about but like I felt as if I was Super-Juiced and I was like totes like shaking! Like woah, this is like a totes weird feeling! So like I totes had to give him a Heat of the Moment Kiss because I like totally just felt like so overwhelmed and I've been wondering what kissing him would be like since he arrived. Like this guy's a total gorgeousness! Although not as much gorgeousness as me, but I think I'm like totally the only Sim this blessed with looks.. The paparazzi turned up and like totally booed at us kissing, but we all know it's because he's totes jealous of Azzy. Plus like I'm totes totally almost sure he's like totally single.
I was so like totally happy that Azzy was totes my Romantic Interest, I almost felt a little Insane! I just had to like totally pull a silly face at Azzy. I've like totes only known him a few hours but it feels as if I've known him all my life. Like for real and for serious. Finally someone who like totally appreciates me as much as I do!
Azzy said I looked like totes just as good with a silly face as without and I was like so totes stunned at his like total honesty I accepted the compliment.. I mean of course I KNEW I still looked beautiful pulling faces but it like totes felt nice to hear it. He then asked me if he still looked as good with a silly face and I like totally just had to laugh like oh-emm-golly only if I know his face like totally won't get like stuck like it! He definitely is like totally very easy to be around!
We like totes totally try out the new photobooth that Azzy bought for me (he is so totally like thoughtful! Like it's so totally nice to like have a proper romantic interest that like buys me everything I want and stuff) and we like totally took a few romantic pictures together. The pictures were like totes total obvious evidence - I look absolutely GORGEOUS with Azzy by my side! Plus he like totally really is totes quite attractive himself.. I can't seem to help noticing it... |
I told him he could like totally share my bed (like I totes don't think I've ever like slept with a witch so like that's totally a plus) and then I like totally couldn't help but notice how good he looked in the light of my bedroom.. Like I really want to... totes totally get to know him better... ;)
I feel very relaxed around Azzy and it wasn't even awkward like even though we like totes totally just woohooed and like neither of us were like even a little bit Juiced! Like with Casey, I would have totes not wanted to woohoo with like no Juice whatsoever so like woah! When I said that to Azzy, he like totally laughed and told me it was because he was like totally the right person for me. When I like totes asked him how he like knew and stuff, he like totally said it was because I was like so obviously like perfect for him! Like what a totes observant guy! I like totally knew I was awesome, of course, but like I'm so totes totally glad Azzy sees it too!